Eleventyseven - Evil Genius lyrics

Out in the hallway

I said, "Hello.

The dance is this Friday.

Do you wanna go?"

"Probably not,"

She promptly replied.

"but kudos for asking.

You're such a nice guy."



Yeah. I shoulda known

I'd end up at home

Watchin' my STAR WARS box trilogy,

But here is the truth:

If she only knew

That I've got a secret she'd never believe.

[?] doesn't know that I'm an evil genius

With a sidekick dog named Grover Cleveland,

And she'll never know that

We could take over the world

With cyborg, robot, squirrels.

With cyborg, robot, squirrels.



Down in the basement

I wish she could see

The monkeys I've altered

Genetically

And all of my plans to make a home on the moon.

It's not quite completed,

But it's coming soon.

When I'll fall asleep

I'll add to the stream

Of candlelit dates in the laboratory

And when I'm awake

It's hard to concentrate

On the assembly of my robot army.

doesn't know that I'm an evil genius

With a sidekick dog named Grover Cleveland,

And she'll never know that

We could take over the world

With cyborg, robot, squirrels.

With cyborg, robot, squirrels.



I worked up the nerve

To [?come/go?] to the dance.

There's no reason I couldn't give it a chance.

I walked through the door

And what should I see,

But it was starin' back at me.

(And she said,

"I've a mad professor

With a bottle nosed dolphin I can name Sylvester.

that's the kind of thing your into, I'm your girl.")



'Cause I've been lookin' for an evil genius

With a sidekick dog named Grover Cleveland,

And now that I've found you,

We can take over the world

With cyborg, robot, squirrels.

With cyborg, robot, squirrels.

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